Drive White
Posted on Friday, March 28th, 2008 at 12:24 am
What makes a white van man
How do you identify the main criteria to obtaining recognition as a ‘white van man’? Obviously you have to own a white van for starters, but even this may exclude you from joining this club. I will list some of my own experiences, which would guarantee entry into the club for anyone.
Complete disregard for other road users
Now, this is vitally important if you wish to become a member of this club. It cannot simply be a slight bending of the rules or a deliberate misinterpretation here or there. There has to be no abiding by the rules! If you are driving down a narrow county road, for example, you cannot safely negociate passage past another vehicle. You would have to force the other car to stop to let you pass, or more suitable, run that person right off the road. if you can adhieve this without caring at all, then you are a larger step closer to your goal.
Dominate your steet with your vehicle
Councils up and down the country have woken up to the prospect of making shed loads of money by changing eveyone for parking. Now that the parking space outside your house is premium real estate, the permit doesn’t even guarantee slotting your car anywhere near to where your live. So where does our ‘white van man’ slot into all of this? Our man must have more than one car, and park his white van in the street, probably taking up more space than four cars. If you are able to do this and not care what is thought of you, then you will be a prime candidate for the accolade!
If you wish to qualify as a ‘white van man’ check out commercial commercial van leasing has provided a simple way of getting hold of a van. Fiat van leasing and Iveco van leasing are just some of the options out there to choose from.
Shaun White wants to drive – BFGoodrich
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