Quantum Atlas

Posted on Saturday, June 18th, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Quantum Atlas
How will the ATLAS experiment at the Large Hadron Collider blow up the universe?

According to Quantum theory, the Higg’s boson ( and its Higg’s field ) cannot exist until it is measured ( observed ) by man. Thus, it can only be created by man in a man-made experiment, not by cosmic ray collisions or any other natural event. When the Higg’s field is created it will expand to the size of the universe in a trillion trillion trillionth of a second, destroying the universe, resetting time to zero, and destroying any trace of the past. We will no longer exist nor ever have existed. As it cools, it will undergo a phase change that will start the universe again, to continue until we blow it up again, etc.

No, silly, that’s not how it works.

The LHC will create a black hole that expands and starts eating the universe. Or else maybe a strangelet. And it won’t be ATLAS that does it. If anyone destroys the universe, it will be the ALICE experiment.

Your scenario is wrong in a few ways. The Higgs field always exists (if it does, in fact, exist) irrespective of what we’re doing. It needs to to do its job (explain electroweak symmetry breaking and maybe even particle masses). If it exists, there are virtual Higgs bosons popping in and out all the time without blowing up the universe or anything.

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